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真实笑话二则

2010-06-28 16:21:15| 分类：往事 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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“你家父”

以前没有网络，都是手写信。一老友来信时总称自己父亲为“家父”，我不懂称谓，回信时写：“你家父身体还好吧？”

“妹妹的儿子”和“弟弟的女儿”

前年冬，我与妹一家三口及侄女去东陵后山玩。回来写杂记，写好后先给一友人看。友人看罢，说：“弟弟的女儿”、“妹妹的儿子”，你可真不怕啰嗦，不就是“侄女”和“外甥”嘛。

BTW：这二次的丢人事儿，我自己笑得最欢，没觉得有伤自尊。我很宽容自己的无知，知错而后学嘛。

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